Ha ha ha... Oh, this came out so lame...
A lot of ya have asked for a Nuzlocke, but I think I would suck at them if I made a series about em, lol, here's this to show you how lame they would come out
Ah, before the hate mail starts, I don't hate Chikorita, I like her/him/it, I just needed a scape goat to be the bottom-biatch.
Rival is my friend Mike
[But don't talk to him, he's laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame]
Mike[c] His mom